First Q: where are you spending your Valentine’s Day?
On a picnic
At a nice dinner
At home
Somewhere abroad!
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Pick a Valentine’s Day dinner:
Sushi
Crackers
Pasta
Gyros
Oysters
Chocolate fondue
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Pick a theme song for the evening:
‘Dancing On My Own’ by Robyn
‘Friday I’m in Love’ by The Cure
‘The Greatest Love of All’ by Whitney Houston
‘Thank U, Next’ by Ariana Grande
‘Nothing Else Matters’ by Metallica
‘Lovefool’ by The Cardigans
What will you drink at dinner?
Wine
Cheap beer
Champagne
Soda
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What’s the finishing touch on the vening?
Getting serenaded
Lighting special candles
Rose petals on everything
Getting out the handcuffs
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Finally, pick a pet name for your partner:
Darling
Babe
Bae
Sweetie Pie
Daddy
Honeybun
lol who would you even break up with??
You can’t fool us. You’re single now, and you’ll stay single for the foreseeable future, which means there’s no breakup on the horizon for you any time soon.
**on** Valentine’s Day
We hate to break it to you, but this year’s Valentine’s Day is going to stand out for one major reason: you’re going to have a breakup on the day of. But hey, at least there’ll be tons of chocolate on sale the day after!
the day before Valentine’s Day
Yeah, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but: you’re going to go through a breakup right before the big V-day hits. So maybe **don’t** splurge on that big gift you were thinking about buying, okay?
Never!
The relationship you’re in right now is rock solid, and we don’t foresee any reason for you to go through a breakup any time soon. Isn’t that a relief to hear? Now go enjoy that V-day!!
